January 2010
Listen to This: Amanda Seyfried Sings for iDear... →
You change for two reasons. Either, you learn...
itsjecaii:
mahressuh: melbaaaaabes: esspy: kaysaymyass: applesteezy: krezellabella: jessxbaby: infiniteheart: (via kimberlyjane)
My eyes are locked , my heart is stolen , and yet...
itsjecaii:
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The Vampire Diaries - Bloodline →
ME SO PISSED TODAY!!
I’M SO PISSED TODAY BUT I DUNNO WHY. I JUST WANNA FUCKING SCREAM & SHOUT!! EVERYTHING & EVERYONE ARE JUST DAMN IRRITATING!!!
Ten Different Things To Do After You Fart During A...
inothernews:
Giggle incessantly.
Say “Oh my god, is someone drinking hazelnut coffee?”
Check your iPad.
Blame your intern.
Whistle, preferably a tune that is in the public domain.
Get up; walk toward utility closet; pull out electric fan; uncoil fan’s electrical cord; plug in cord to nearest outlet; set fan on floor; turn on fan; pull on toggle to allow fan to oscillate; say, in confident...
No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They...
– Homer Simpson (via absurdlakefront)